Surf's up and it's time to shoot the curl!

Because British summer time can't quite be trusted to turn up on time (if at all) the beatnik hipsters at The Candy Vortex have teamed up with those sleazy Divine Trash folks to put together the ultimate indoor BEACH PARTY!

There'll be twangin' surf bands, go-go-ing DJs, original sixties cowabunga films, tiki cocktails, sand and as much artificial sunlight as we can recreate with the help of IKEA and Barnardos charity shops.

What are the honkers?

FILM: Endless Summer (1966) and surf shorts from Something Wild Video

BANDS: The Milk Lizards and JEO

DJs: The Milk Lizards' Stephen Bubbles, Lady Annabella Marczewska of Jesmond from basic.fm's Hot Lava, resident candy man DJ Mike Hill and Jade Sweethang 

PLUS: go-go dancers and trophies.

DRESS CODE: Beach wear, beatnik and hipster doofus!

Are you ready for the Bombora, beach bunnies?

Door tax is £6 and tickets will be available at wegottickets very shortly indeed!