CLOUD '09

The cinema will be decorated up with stratospheric style, accumulated nimbuses and silver linings. Please extend that into your dress code if you have the time/clothes.

The entertainment comes from the home team - S&S DJanes/Janices/Jonies/Jills, described as girls who cant dj play a specially selected set between 11-midnight, preceded by rich kitsch and alternative face melters, and followed by fingers x'ed Mr. Clunkie the Vinyl Junkie revving it up past midnight.

NOT TO MENTION a special appearance from Tinkerbell the Disney sponsored Talking Clock, the Auld Lang Syne band who reform at 11.59pm 31st December every year and disband 5 minutes later.

From 1am, the legendary DJ M T Floor aka Impostor and Tha Visibl Choirboy aka The Little Drummer Boy from Les Cox Sportifs, will be warping minds and moves so you defy the laws of gravity.

And as our dream boat cloud sails past the Bermuda Triangle in the Sky, the able seamen from Road to Rimini will be navigating us into the eye of a different storm from 3am.

Every hour on the hour a new star will shine through the cloud cover with a karaoke solo, decided on a first come first serve response to this email. The karaoke song list is as follows:

• 10pm: Painting the Clouds with Sunshine - Jean Goldkette, 1929.
• 11pm: You're So Vain - Carly Simon (clouds in my coffee)
• 12:10am: Get off my Cloud - The Rolling Stones
• 1am: A Hard Rain's gonna Fall - Roxy Music
• 2am: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles

Please email info@starandshadow.org.uk if you would like to sing one of these EXCLUSIVE karaoke numberz, limited to 5 people only. Unless you have an idea for a cloud related song you think HAS to be heard on the night.

On the drinks front, there is talk of cocktails, snazzy bottles of fizz for maximum midnight respect Hollllllahhhh, and mulled wine for the cardigan wearers like myself. Apparently there will be samosas too.

There you go, given away ALL the secrets.

Tickets £10, (inclusive of 50p booking fee), from Alt Vinyl.

Get yours quick before they sell oot.

All money goes towards the rent.