HELLO HUMANS 

STARCADE HAS RETURNED 

BRING YOUR FELLOW MEATBAGS TO AN EVENING OF WHAT THE HUMANS THAT SERVE ME CALL "FUN". 

I AM GRANTING YOU THE PRIVILEGE OF ACCESSING MY WIDE COLLECTION WITHOUT ANY PAYMENT BEING REQUIRED FOR ITS UPKEEP. 
 

YOU MAY EVEN BORROW SOME OF MY COLLECTION IF YOU PROVE CAPABLE OF RETURNING IT BEFORE THE NEXT SHOWING IN TWO MONTHS, IF YOU'RE PATHETIC FLESH CAN KEEP PACE. 

(regular volunteer here sorry for the rudeness of our commodore he's a bit cranky anyway under18s require supervision due to presence of 18+ games in our collection also we may take photos or stream during the event so be aware.)